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Poor Pholks Pilfer Poopy Pills

The lengths that some will got to….to spot their undies.alli

As you may recall, I posted links to a couple of blog reports on the over-the-counter wonder drug alli here and here. Mind you: I use the phrase ‘wonder drug’ merely in the sense that alli is indeed a pharmaceutical that will leave you in awe of what you’ve left in your choneys.

Well, don’t let that scare you off the stuff, especially if you ‘re the type to run frantically to the nearest drugstore at the first mention of a new fad diet. And please don’t let your determination be stymied by the nauseating metaphors listed on the manufacturer’s website either. Nay, and be discouraged not by the exorbitant cost of the worst dieting concept since tape worm larvae.

Just go down to your neighborhood WalMart, take the pills right out of the bottle, and put them your pocket. That’s right, go ahead. Haven’t you heard? Shoplifting alli is all the rage these days!

(via The Consumerist)

Also see Graceful Flavor’s and Angry 365 Days aYear’s reactions to alli.

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One Comment

  1. let me just say from the outset, i don’t live in the states. i live in ireland. i have borne witness to walmart and i don’t like it one bit. following on from this, the people who will actually go into a walmart are really scoring low on my basic humanity scale. it boils down to this, if you want to crap your pants and if you want to shop (or steal from) walmart, then you deserve everything you get. fill those trousers. if you lose weight, i don’t know, “hurrah”, whatever. maybe stop eating all that frozen walmart shite everyday and you might not need to use weight-loss supplements.

    by the way, am i the only fucker who comments on the entries on this blog? i feel rather lonely

    1. rob on July 15th, 2007 at 4:15 am

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